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I like many many things but this is currently 75% a teen wolf blog. The rest are my other fandoms and cute animals/food/facts/fun stuff.

With XMFC:DoPF coming soon there will be more mutant husbands posts!

I ship sterek and cherik and occasionally merthur, arthureames, kirkmccoy, drarry, destiel.



the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

Posted 1 hour ago on Jul 22nd with 330,049 notes
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Something has been bothering Scott for a while now. Melissa puts her fork down, hands loosely clasped above her plate when she asks, “Scott. Is something wrong?”

She waits patiently, watching Scott as he sighs and puts his fork down as well. Whatever it is that’s been worrying her son, it’s big. She’s not sure what it is yet but she’s sure of a few things: it’s not related to anything werewolfy (or else Stiles and Derek would have let something slip) and it’s not related to school (or else she would have received a phone call). No, whatever this is, it’s something more personal.

"It’s nothing." Scott mumbles. 

The half hearted protest make Melissa smile wryly. “If it was nothing then you wouldn’t be making that face right now. Come on. Tell me.”

Scott’s expression crumples, along with his shoulders. “It’s just.” Melissa waits, observing Scott as he tips his head back and sighs at the ceiling, wondering how that sentence is going to finish. “I wanted to ask Kira out on a proper date.”

That’s no where on her list of ‘Things I expected to hear from my son’.

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Look y’all, I’m not in Teen Wolf fandom anymore, I cop to that. BUT THIS is a total shit show. 

Fandom belongs to FANS and should not EVER be on a website that the powers that be create for their own purposes or in the control of a corporate sponsor (.mtv is not cute). Placing work on the website, ADMITTING to the desire to move fandom into an area where they have more control and removing the interaction fans have with each other to a space in which 1. you don’t hold the rights to your work and standards are set not by the community but the powers that be and 2. you’re removed from the traditions of fanspace is totally gross and inappropriate on their part. They aren’t the first ones to try this bullshit either, they’re just cloaking it in different words.

Please don’t fall for this and if you DO and are curious about it please carefully read the TOS for the site you are signing up for and learn about how they can and will use your content for profit in the future. Protect yourself, protect your community. Ultimately, it’s your choice but it should always be YOUR choice and YOUR experience and YOUR fandom. Bringing it out of the realm of fans, where you didn’t create the website, you didn’t make the rules, you can’t do whatever the fuck you want, is not okay. It’s not what fandom is about. Teen Wolf PTB aren’t PART of fandom. You are.

"The Collective" by mtv, srsly read the terms and conditions this is ridic

Posted 3 hours ago on Jul 22nd with 1,497 notes
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Tagged: #teen wolf #the collective #mtv #fandom #important #no thanks


no you all dont understand. awkward teenaged derek hale is my bread and fucking butter.

derek hale getting stressed out driving with his dad the first time and running a red light wolfed out, but his dad is the calm quiet type so all he says is “nope nope nope” until he guides derek to the side of the road and plucks his own claws out of the upholstery of the passengers seat

derek hale getting rolled out of bed in the morning by his mom and falling back asleep at the breakfast table while baby cora throws her cheerios into his hair. he’s always falling asleep in classes and running around late at night because he just can’t sleep with the moon out. sometimes he feels like the moon’s a friend, like it has a voice that sounds like his mother and he can’t explain that to any of his teachers so he ends up in the principal’s office a lot and there’s a growing pile of vitamins from the nurse in the back of his locker

derek hale getting an awkward boner in gym class and growling a little, then getting so embarrassed he hides in the equipment cupboard until the bell rings, but sometimes when he sees people running he just wants to chase them and not the way he wanted to chase them when he was little. no, this is in a ‘laura’s friend braeden in a bikini getting hit with a water balloon’ territory and it’s a good thing braeden already knew about werewolves because he’d gone full beta form before his mom dragged him into the house

derek hale having to wear special werewolf braces complete with headgear in the ninth grade, only avoiding relentless bullying because laura is the co-captain of the girl’s rugby team (with braeden of course) and has a reputation built on beating people up and not getting caught. derek getting asked to stand at the back of the pack with his 11 year old cousins at land negotiations because he’s not intimidating with his headgear shining in the light. getting in trouble because he pulls off a bracket and telling his mom it’s from wolfing with his cousins, but really it’s from eating pretzels at the movies

derek hale not being able to control himself on the full moons so the days leading up to it he’s grumpy and horny and careless and maybe he forgets about all the porn he’s been looking at and leaves the browser tab open to go for a run, but when he gets home he gets a stern ‘no computer for a month’ talk with a follow up ‘delete your history i dont want to know what brand of porn you’re into’ talk from his dad

grumpy horny full moon derek hale getting all touchy feely with his friends because he was mostly raised with other werewolves and forgets that cuddling when you’re upset isnt how most people solve their problems. derek seeing scott mccall hug his best friend, miles or something, in the hallway at school and giving into his wolf because scott’s a werewolf too, even if they’re in different packs, and he turns it into a group hug and he rarely talks to scott because they’re in different grades, but scott gives into the cuddle too and they just stand there hugging as the bell rings with stiles in the middle like ‘uh… scott?’

'we have to go to class scott'


Posted 3 hours ago on Jul 22nd with 201 notes
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Tagged: #teen wolf #comment fic #derek hale


baby goats playing on other animals

everything is a playground when you’re a baby goat





Filming a rainbow when suddenly.


what the fuck

The gays are angry

Posted 17 hours ago on Jul 22nd with 373,428 notes
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Tagged: #lol #nature #comments


Dylan "I can’t sleep without my pillow" O’Brien

Posted 18 hours ago on Jul 22nd with 4,273 notes
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Tagged: #dylan obrien #precious little shit #tw cast #pillow


Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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Posted 18 hours ago on Jul 22nd with 72,411 notes
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Tagged: #omg #horrific



never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs


Posted 19 hours ago on Jul 22nd with 367,199 notes
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Tagged: #dogs #happy #animals #cutie


no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

Posted 1 day ago on Jul 21st with 62,418 notes
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Tagged: #gpoy
  • Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
  • Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
  • Brother: Really?
  • Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
  • Brother:
  • Me:
  • Brother: ???
  • Me: ... fine as hell.
Posted 1 day ago on Jul 21st with 126,920 notes
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Tagged: #lol #punny #satan



Posted 2 days ago on Jul 20th with 974 notes
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Tagged: #he still has nogitsune hair #stiles teen wolf #fave





  • incredibly long crosscountry train ride AU
  • police procedural AU
  • bookstore AU
  • reluctant teammates that save the world together AU
  • platonic living together AU
  • lawyers AU
  • stuck-in-an-airport-because-the-flights-were-SO-VERY-delayed-and-it’s-like-two-am AU
  • sent to live with cousins AU
  • pretending to be siblings because of reasons AU
  • teaming up to rescue respective abducted children AU
  • pseudo-adopting-the-runaway-i-ran-into AU
  • forget high school students AU i want a high school teachers AU
  • law school AU


  • on the same college tour AU
  • trapped in a bank during a robbery AU
  • forced to share a table at the coffee shop a couple days in a row because crowded coffee shop and no room AU
  • medical school AU
  • ride the same bus together literally every day AU
  • vet clinic AU
  • 'i'm pretending to be ur bff bc u looked VERY uncomfortable with that person at the bar hitting on u' AU
  • college professors AU
  • on a train together and the train is stopped in the middle of nowhere for some reason AU

Doing the thing. You know the drill. Some of those are really specific so the fics might stretch things a bit, but. All M/A unless otherwise specified.

Posted 2 days ago on Jul 20th with 40,653 notes
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Tagged: #merlin #fic rec #merlin fic rec #fic rec list